I FOUND IT OH MY GOD
(Source: dekky)
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My 3 best friends
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THIS
penny, please escort him to the door.
Whoa, we can do without the name-calling, thank you very much, used napkin
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me during an exam:
lol imma ace dis bitch
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me during an exam:
the fuck did you just say
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me during an exam:
alright focus
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me during an exam:
pffffttt i got this
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me during an exam:
I'M A GENIUS
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me during an exam:
whats 5 x 8
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me during an exam:
lol fuck this
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me during an exam:
be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
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me during an exam:
oh exam right
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me during an exam:
yeah hear me flip that page
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me during an exam:
i am better than all of you
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me during an exam:
peasants
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me during an exam:
what if everyone can read minds except me
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me during an exam:
i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
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me during an exam:
cough if you can hear me
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me during an exam:
COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
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me during an exam:
was i doing something
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me during an exam:
right test okay
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me during an exam:
lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
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me during an exam:
did we learn this
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me during an exam:
stop breathing so loud
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me during an exam:
is that really necessary
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me during an exam:
wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
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me during an exam:
i will kill all of you
#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops
#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ooooooh my goooood
My life was just made complete.
(Source: frostymaggie)
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
Le boom.
Whichever underpaid intern/staffer runs the White House Twitter account needs a raise…
(Source: bidenette)
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GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule)
Little girl: My question is, what’s your favorite animal?
Jared: My favorite animal is a moose.
Misha: My favorite animal is, has to be ponies, at this point.
Jared: What’s your favorite animal?
Little girl: Vampire bats.
(Yes that was their actual reaction)
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I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
(Source: anderlynn)
queued~bye.
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